Hi. I'm chimaera, a schizo spaghetti monster that has come to planet earth looking for the meaning of life, but more importantly to eat your brains while I spoonfeed you the same brainrot I've endured over the years so that you can know what its like to feel not happy, not sad, but neutral...blank...forever at a stalemate with the game of life, realizing that no optics, facts or even giant hamburgers will ever give you the determination to truly surpass the blackpill. The world is like a giant unmaintained archived github repository, it doesn't matter how many pull requests you make, it doesn't matter how loud you scream into the void of issues, nobody will save you. Your roast is ruined.

But what if...I were to fork the world and rewrite it with my own worldview! Ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish chimaera!

lmao still cant write a good about page to save my life. anyways, dont worry im not THAT blackpilled (anymore), but i also dont have any plans to take over the world and contribute to the great burgerland cathedral of propaganda.

This website is typically going to be more casual and/or fun stuff. In other words, this site isnt about winning, its about fun! That being said, I may still talk about more serious or even political stuff from time to time, but I have no plans to make that the main purpose of this site. After all, in the early days of the web, we were never suppose to take it seriously. 'The Internet is Serious Business TM' meme is not some macho cool kid larp like some people have been led to believe, rather it is a statement to remind internet drama queens they should stop feeding the trolls, stop complaining about their first world problems and walk away from the screen and think rather than taking the bait. Take a joke instead. =)

Speaking of jokes, I make a lot of dumb ones in my videos which you can check out on vidlii and even here on my website. I typically make Vidlii Poops which is just like YouTube Poops but made just for Vidlii. As a matter of fact, I don't have a YouTube account and I don't even go on YouTube that much anymore because...well a slew of reasons a bunch of people on the internet have already complained about for me, but the oversimplified tl;dr of it is 'fuck google'.

This website was designed entirely in HTML 3.2. Absolutely no Javascript, WASM, Cookies or even CSS. Believe it or not this has less to do with me being purist and more to do with me being used to writing websites like this now and wanting my site to look good and load fast in older browsers. It's good to stray away from using things you don't need, but making websites just in spite of soydevs is a shallow scope that makes you look like a tech geeker that takes pride in what they dont do rather than what they actually do. Do not fear passion because you fear falling for the meme. Embrace passion and learn from your mistakes so you can grow. That is what I'm currently working on. =)